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I thought I was going to be a famous opera singer.

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A wise man once told me that high school is Heaven, while the responsibilities of adulthood is Hell. I thought, ‘What an ass!’

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I thought I’d be a rock star’s wife since my high school boyfriend swore he’d be famous one day and I swore I was gong to be with him forever.

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I am completely prepared for college and the real world.

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I swore my female 10th grade English teacher was a spy of some sort because of all the vague information she told us about herself. I wrote down anything she told us about her personal life so I could check to see if she said anything that didn’t match up. She one day accidentally saw the paper.

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I will inevitably contract an STD…Oh the paranoia caused by all of those health class videos.

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Sex is an elaborate system of levers and pulleys.

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I thought I would marry my high school boyfriend.

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I will marry my first boyfriend, and all of my friends and I will stay in touch.

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I thought the popular girls would rule the world.